Thursday, November 3, 2011

Voices can be scary and technology (phones) can be trouble!!!

Age 22:

At home one evening while watching television the phone rings. I pick up the phone, the person on the other lines asks for someone else; I replied “you have the wrong number.” I pause because after hearing her voice I continued the conversation because her voice sounded so sexy. The conversation continues due to my peaked curiosity and before long what started as a wrong number turned into phone sex. I asked the woman on the other line what she looked like, she replied describing herself as Janet Jackson in the movie Poetic Justice. Initially I got frantic, but then paused again because I remembered what Smokey said in the movie “Friday,” “she told me she looked like Janet Jackson, but the b$%^&* looked more like Freddie Jackson.” Naw that’s just a movie so I continued on with the conversation; I arranged for her to come see me early in the morning before I headed to work. We scheduled for her to get there at 7am. Although she did call to say that she was running late, she was too late so I decided to leave. As I was going out the entrance, I saw a woman in the lobby of my building by the intercom. I heard my voice coming from the voice recording on my phone, so I instantly knew she was the one looking for me. OMG!!! She was nothing like she described herself…She looked a hot mess. Needless to say I walked swiftly to my car avoiding any possible eye contact. As I’m driving, she calls me moments later, asking , “where are you?” I responded a few minutes away from the job. She then asked, “ what are you wearing? Are you wearing beige?” I replied, “No, I’m wearing all black.” I never answered her calls ever again…

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